Hey kids. When you choose a “boo”, make sure they won’t show their true colors too late into the relationship. Put them through tests and see how they react. Cuz you sure as hell don’t wanna be stuck with someone who likes to press you flat under their thumb as much as possible, just suffocating you slowly to death. You don’t wanna come to a point where you sit & think that maybe you should go get hit by a car just so you can have a vacation in the hospital just to get away from this person.
Repeat with me:
“DON’T DO THAT.”
And in the dead of night.. Bellybutton packin’ was heard through the ceiling & walls.